Chapter Headings of My As Yet Unwritten Autobiography
(in no particular order)
Footpushy
Chasing Lettuce On a Plate
Do I Love Voodoo Bacon or Vegan Baking?
Bermuda Triangle of Cheese
All That Detail to Attention
Nine Dog Litter
So Maybe I Judge People By The Way They Hold a Knife and Fork (So Maybe I’m An Asshole)
